Yo también tengo el coño en Black Friday

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¡¡Oferta, oferta!! Pues sí, aviso desde ya: el 27 de noviembre me pongo de rebajas. Aún no sé las condiciones, ya veremos: o te rebajo el tiempo de sexo un 70%, o te la chupo gratis, o te hago un dos por uno. Según me pille…Captura de pantalla 2015-11-25 a las 19.06.43

Pues sí amigos, entiéndase con ironía. Estoy hasta el mismísimo coño negro del Black Friday. Sí, soy así, muy hater yo, mi madre me parió así, por el chichi, como tol mundo, pero yo no soporto los días D y mucho menos importados de EEUU. Porque sí, queridos, el Black Friday de los huevos supone el pistoletazo de salida a las compras de Navidad en el país de la hamburguesa y las pelis de asteroides, un gran día para su cultura e idiosincracia que ahora no hay dios de quitarse de encima. Como el puto jalogüin. Y se ha instaurado aquí como si toda nuestra vida hubiésemos celebrado eso, como si tu Navidad se te fuera a prescribir por no comprar algo (caro) esa puta noche. Resulta que el viernes te puedes comprar un sofá con rebajas, un vestido de fantasía, una batidora y hasta pedir pizzas con descuento. Vale, somos así. Nos gustan las tontunadas. Hasta ahí bien.

Pero cuando yo veo a la peña haciendo colas, deshaciendo planes para ir a las tiendas, pasando frío en la calle porque dentro no se cabe, cuando veo a la peña comprándose de todo, de todo eso que no quiere pa na, cuando veo a la gente subiendo sus selfies de “sí, amigos, he comprado en Black Friday dos teles planas, no las quiero pa na porque ya tengo, pero ya veré a quién se las regalo son mu baratas hija que es Black Friday coño y sólo me han costado mil euros cada una”… cuando veo eso, cuando veo las estanterías arrasadas como si no quedara na para el 4 de enero que es cuando yo me pongo a comprar los Reyes, cuando yo me entero que hay sitios que han engordado sus precios días antes para atraer a los consumistas corderitos a sus redes (y eso, amigos, es como ir a una cita pajeada), cuando yo veo to esto en el Black Friday, me dan ganas de echar a correr.

Pero esta vez no, que como es viernes y yo estoy con mucho frío y angustia vital, he decidido esta vez unirme al blacfraidei y ponerme de rebajas, así que búscame, Jack, búscame este viernes porque o te la machaco con las manolas, o te hago el numerito de la enfermera malota o te saco mis jugetitos… Yo solo te digo que por esta vez quiero que arrases mis estanterías, que hagas cola por si te elijo, que me des sexo a manos llenas, que llenes tu carrito de posturas… y también apunta, que no te voy a dar un vale descuento para otro día y que probablemente te quedes enganchado en esa tentación que es comprar en la tiendecita de mi cuerpo. Al precio que sea.

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